I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
Do you remember your name yet?
You could just give yourself one. Just pick one. Whatever you want.
I like “R.”
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Transparent gold oreos:
The filling will be the colour of your background.
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
I didn’t even know that last one existed.
This is actually brilliant.
This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.
Please John? PLEASE?
everyone tag this with fishingboatproceeds so he sees it wow
Choose your fandom starter :).
Aw shit I overslept and now I’m stuck with this fucker. :c
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOT RISKING IT
this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated