satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

a story about a girl who lay on her floor for a long time

Do you remember your name yet?
No.
You could just give yourself one. Just pick one. Whatever you want.
I like “R.”

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

itwasjustaphase:

thatfunnyblog:

Transparent gold oreos:

The filling will be the colour of your background.

Funny Stuff you like?

what.
yes.

eveningowl:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side

but from straight on it just looks scared and confused

#literally exactly like america

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

boooooooooobby:

American school system

SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN

mrs-tenth-doctor:

doctor-saywhatnow:

cakes-and-glory:

False.

Double false

I didn’t even know that last one existed.

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

ohweregonnastealyourskies:

mamaleh6994:

tenuousthirdspace:

This is actually brilliant. 

This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.

Please John? PLEASE? 

everyone tag this with fishingboatproceeds so he sees it wow

chulacabra:

voidance309:

Choose your fandom starter :).

Aw shit I overslept and now I’m stuck with this fucker. :c

whitelightningreplies:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

anthonygherkins:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated